Custom Map #9772: J449.33 ZzT.29887. By: PastorHealer

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Author: PastorHealer
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A little something for Helper, D, S

[marvinitfox]

eh?
This map looks *exactly* like last weekend, when I ate that bad burrito and threw it up behind the dumpster.


I will try it, and it might even play well, but it has he aesthetic appeal of, well, a secondhand bad burrito on tarmac.

update:Tried it.
You know how sometimes appearances can be deceiving?

This is not.

[Helper]

Well, bless your heart PH (as we say down in these parts).
Is it right to call a man of the cloth diabolical?
I lasted 2:44 on my second try and am going to go play Solitaire, or something else I can win.
Great day in the morning!
H
PS - I did raise your Score to 5.5 though. Apparently the first rater was a bit flummuxed.

[Riskbreaker]

 was not ready for 4:30 hahaha

[Helper]

eh?
This map looks *exactly* like last weekend, when I ate that bad burrito and threw it up behind the dumpster.

Apt description - I done feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.
If I could just mangage to land the big bird, I'd call it a win and go have a beer (er...coffee).
H

[Martin Gronsdal]

I only have one question: how did we hurt you, PH?  8)

[pastor.healer]

Come on Martin!  You can beat Helper.  He's playing Solitaire...
;D

[D0m0nik]

This is all kinds of evil. I feel responsible for saying the last one was easy. My bad. Sorry PH, you are a badass really  ;)

[D0m0nik]

It is deffo possible to take out all three spores before they fire. I attempted about 20 times though and just couldn't quite do it so just decided to terp the living daylights out of everything and go for total destruction. All thoughts of speed gone, just destruction  :o

[pastor.healer]

OMG!!!  D, you make me laugh
At least I have finally leveled the playing field. 

I beg you...  Please...  I am asking you....  leave your time alone.  I feel so good right now :)

[D0m0nik]

 ;D This was one of your hardest maps to date, even with the presents!

[marvinitfox]

Oh, kay.


After careful consideration of this map, I have come to two conclusions.

1) I have lived a sinful life
and
2) I have died, and am in Purgatory right now.

This map teases us with the thought that it can be completed, (despite the visual pain of playing on it), yet manages to snatch victory away with crushing and humiliating defeat time and time again. And yet it leaves a gut feeling that it *can* be done, just..... not without a bit more pain, a bit more sacrifice of eyesight, another millimeter of ground-down teeth,  yet another mouse replacement.

Sorry, but the creator of this is an impostor.
Surely no "Pastor" or "Healer" would do this!

[Helper]

I think only two people on the planet can answer this, but does this screen grab show the proper starting point?
There's another possibility near the bottom-center.

Thanks,
SolitaireMan

[stdout]

Helper, I landed near where you landed

Spoiler

and nullified that emitter before it fired off

[close]

. I'd say by the time it starts emitting you have lost the map. Although I have a foothold, I haven't beaten the map yet so I can't speak to whether this was the right landing place or not.

[Helper]

Thank you.
I'll keep working on my timing.
This one is tough - even for a PH map!