Custom Map #8670: Evil Incarnate. By: Sorrontis

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They say that patience is a virtue. In an attempt to become virtuous, you can look deep within yourself, seeing all the things that could be. But wait you must, for these things have yet to pass. Patience, they say, will bring forth the most fortunate of events. In truth, you approach your darkest possibilities; patience only makes them grow stronger and more absolute. #Sorrontiphobia #CRPL #TheDeathOfDarknessIsSweet #ButAtWhatCost #YourOwnSoul #OrWorse #BePatientAndSee

[Sorrontis]

Only a small hint for those who can't suffer enough

Spoiler

The West and East can fall at the same time, preferable maybe.
The North can fall first or last, but the South should never be there at the end.

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[Riskbreaker]

i totally did not expect the thing that happened when it happened hahaha

[Johnny Haywire]

I totally did not expect the thing that happened when I saw that Sorrontis had made a new map. Somehow the gum that was in my mouth decided it had patiently endured enough hostility from the perpetual chomping of the abusive molars and evacuated my mouth at such a speed that it inexplicably managed to punch a serrated hole right through my monitor. Now the title of this map reads: "Re: Custom Map #8670: Evil Incar               tis."

And since Sorrontis still has not paid for my huge stack of bills from all the therapy sessions I've needed after doing his maps, I am understandably dubious that I have any hope of him replacing my damaged monitor which is quite obviously his fault. Oh, and property taxes too. *points at Sorrontis*

Nevertheless, once I replace my monitor I will try to put a big hole in his map and patiently beat it like a Great White Shark in the middle of a Mike Tyson cloning facility. Challenge accepted.

[Sorrontis]

I totally did not expect the thing that happened when I saw that Sorrontis had made a new map. [...]

But did you know, there's another map I just made a few days ago? It bears your name!

Your Name


And no. I already have told my lawyers, I'm not responsible for costs incurred during bouts of anger.
You already signed the dotted line. Although, thinking about it, I'm not sure you knew what you were signing.

[Johnny Haywire]

And no. I already have told my lawyers, I'm not responsible for costs incurred during bouts of anger.
You already signed the dotted line. Although, thinking about it, I'm not sure you knew what you were signing.

Anger? :P Who said anything about anger? Your maps caused me to incur an acute multi-personality and paranoia disorder and now my therapist says he had to charge extra since he's now counseling two people.

He says that I'm seeing threats where there are none. After playing so many of your maps, I'm so used to friendly things turning into unfriendly things that I launched a preemptive strike on the local librarian, who's always so nice and friendly to everyone. (Sure she is... for now, but I know she's going to turn into some fast-moving creeper-spewing eyeball or some nonsense like that). So while some so-called "experts" say that these people aren't threats, I say better safe than sorry. Also, what else am I going to use all these rocket launchers for?

Anyway, don't worry about the cost. Some foreign-sounding guy with like 5 names and 8 wives said he will cover my bill because... well, I couldn't understand what he said because of the thick accent but I think I picked out a couple phrases:

"clad-real damage"
and
"holy yee-haw'd"

... yanno who cares as long as he pays the bills and sends me stuff from Amazon that I didn't realize they even sell. Like some kind of silly-putty named after C3P0 I think but they got his model number wrong because they list it as C4 something-or-other. The instructions say it takes electricity so I'm gonna plug it in and see what happens. Can't see the point of plugging grey silly putty up to a power source, but I figure it can't hurt to try.  :o

[Martin Gronsdal]

I.B.E.A.T.T.H.I.S.M.A.P

[Johnny Haywire]

Grats, Martin!

Sorrontis is one of my favorite map-makers, but don't tell him that. Or any law enforcement agencies.

Definitely don't use his name on the phone unless you want to meet the real Men in Black.

And if you speak his name on holy ground, just be sure you're standing in a Faraday Cage.  ;)

[Riskbreaker]

thought i'd check back at the map...had one save on july, the other on november...something made me quit the map for 4 months

loaded it, saw the mess and tried to fight that thing again...i guess i'll try again in 4months

[Sorrontis]

thought i'd check back at the map...had one save on july, the other on november...something made me quit the map for 4 months

loaded it, saw the mess and tried to fight that thing again...i guess i'll try again in 4months

well then, see you in 4 months

[Martin Gronsdal]

When I understood that something is attracted to something else, I thought the point was to make that something go to a very specific place on the map.

That didn't help.

Making it run the gauntlet did. But only after a long while. Like to the stars and back long.