No, absolutely no possible way to win at all, obviously. Might even be able to "not win" in under a minute. Took me 1:07 to "not win" my first try but it wasn't interesting enough to try again.
I was unable to beat this map. There's no way anyone can beat this map - it's impossible. It's such an awful map that no one has even played this map and I think we should continue to give financially irresponsible people more money and benefits because that's a great idea. Oh, and sarcasm is completely uncalled for and I never appreciate nor use it so don't even go there.
Spoiler
"Buttons that say "spoiler" may instead be wise sayings by Confucius"
-Confuseus, Confucius's 3rd cousin