It’s been a long time coming, and NDA’s and such have kept it all quiet, but Knuckle Cracker can at last announce it has been been assisting government labs in the creation of some new and exciting tech! Around 2011 we were contacted by ‘certain groups’ and informed they really wanted a new weapon system that would put an end to all war. They also wanted it to be easily controlled with no unforeseen consequences. “Sign me up!”, I said. Turns out some of the researchers were fans of KC and would play the CW games while they were working in their top secret labs (Area 52). One day, one of the researchers said, “You know, maybe that Creeper World guy could help”.
I’m glad they called, because it turned out that I could in fact help! I set them down the path they are on now and soon, oh so soon now… everyone in the whole world will enjoy peace. Sweet and silent eternal peace at last…. No more war, no more conflict, brought to you soon by Knuckle Cracker.
This sounds like a fantastic idea, as we know from your games, nothing bad could ever come from this. Well played
great job
Yes you’ll be at peace soon, you’ll *all* be at peace soon. [Evil laugh]
Unleash the Creeper!
I finally have a use for all those blaster towers. BRING IT ON CREEPER!
HAHAHAHA! Now I have a use for the CW Liquid creeper -> MC Solid creeper! Oh, the griefing will be delicous.
Dood If i had a better PC i could do something like that. When a creeper explodes it creates a pool of liquid in the destroyied blocks called Creep. If left alone it will slowly evaporate. but if enough is built up then it will create an emitter that will slowly convert a biome into Creep. The emitter will be hard to kill once it gets to this point. (you will need to build Shield blocks and power them using a special network system back to a power source. (small generators or something to make the power and a Nexus Hub to convert it into packets) and at random it can rain spores. (but early game it will not do this. like day 50 or so (servers will get there quickly so a config file to alter the starting day of the spore waves. if spore hits the ground it converts it into creep. (will target blocks placed by the player. (or have it target the speical builds for the mod only and the spores dont start untill after you have build a Nexus. IDK this is a rough idea)
I think ya forgot to close a few parenthesis there 🙂
That’d be a fun idea though. It’s absolutely true that it would melt virtually any reasonable computer if it got too big (I’ve seen minecraft try to deal with tons of liquid blocks being created… not fun), but that’d be fun to mess around with.
Scary joke considering the games you referenced.
how about the fact that he actually made 3 creeper world games and that is creep in the photo (i know april fools but still)
actually he made 7 different games if you include the free games. dont forget creeper world academy, creeper world evermore, creeper world user space, creeper world abraxis. and all the steam games. KEEP MAKING AWESOME GAMES!
Well, I mean, we’re probably gonna be fine. After all, as we know, it takes oceans of this stuff to actually do anything to a high tech society with tons of explosives, super-weapons, easily available aircraft trained in shooting liquids, lasers, and significant warning. And really, there’s no way anyone could possibly conceal that much blue, water-like liquid on a planet like ours. Where would they put it?
That picture sure doesn’t look like pulse cannons : | Starting warp drive research to get out of here!
Thought you might enjoy this
a working pulsecannon on a ship
http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/dangerroom/2013/04/LaWS.jpg
It self-replicates on other planets, saving millions in taxpayer money. I see no downside.
here is an oversight you may have missed. all the planets the creep exists on the INTELIGENT life forms are assimilated leaving nothing but the ruins of there civilization and maybe some plantlife that then mutate to benifit there needs.
Hahaha! I still remember last years “Celebration”
Still, this DID take a much… ahem… darker turn than I would have expected… Atleast you always go all out for this holiday. 😛
This may have already been brought up somewhere, but now I want a debate on this: Could our current, 2015 A.D. Earth defend against a creeper invasion?
There would be several points as to why or why not we could defend, but I would honestly say no, we could not keep the creeper at bay if the Loki sent any reasonable amount at us. Yes, obviously we could defend against a very tiny amount, but the Loki would have no motivation to send only a little in the first place. The chances of us being a lucky exception would be basically astronomically impossible. It would just send around the same amount it averaged to cover the other millions of planets.
I would say we have a rather large chance of surviving a creeper attack, but only because the loki need so much information to activate the ark they wouldnt just kill us (the same reasons as the games)
but if they were actually trying to destroy us then we stand no chance, no one ever can.
Nice. An authentic-sounding April Fool’s.
A good April Fools joke, not many of these around.
Just asking, what is this picture, originally?
Looks like some heavy duty alkaline industrial cleaner?
http://www.naltic.com/okemclean.html
Though I couldn’t say what’s going on there for sure. The same picture is used on various “Oakite” products on that site too, but they’re all basically industrial cleaning detergents or paint strippers. Sounds like some pretty nasty stuff.
Image retouched to be more blue.
Haha! this is becoming my April 1st tradition.