"Incredible. The best strategy game in a decade!"
"A classic you will talk about for the rest of your life."
"Powerful tools, amazing gameplay, epic story..."
"Clear your calendar."
"You. Will. Not. Sleep."
"So addictive, so much fun, so many worlds to subdue."
"An excellent map editor tool."
"Simply the best yet."
"Incredibly Immersive!"
"Revolutionary and innovative gameplay!"
"Creeper World like you have never seen it before."
"End of time, yet endless gameplay."
"Work? I have a job?"
"What homework?"
"Knuckle Cracker to Big Studios, "Schooled"."
"A ridiculously good value."
"Countless hours of fun beyond compare."
"Ups the ante with awesome graphics, slick gameplay, and advanced unit handling."
"The Story missions will keep you occupied for days."
"No game series has ever given me as much play time."
"What more do you need in an RTS?"
"An enemy that adapts and creates endless strategies."
"Best indie game 2013."
"Carpal Tunnel Syndrome has never been more enjoyable!"
"All your blasters are belong to us!"
"Insane replay values."
"Ever imagined defending against an even bigger flood of creeper?"
"Extreme Creeper Carnage!"